Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign

Just like bizarre food updates, occasionally I’ll post pictures of signs that are just not what you would see in the U.S. (I almost said “home”, but as of this week I’m an official Alien Resident of China).  After seeing translated signs all around town, I’m pretty sure it’s not unique to China that when reading the translation you can figure out the meaning via context clues, but it’s not exactly worded like a native speaker.  Anyway, I’m glad that the signs below were even translated!

The first two signs below are telling you to flush the toilet and stay off the grass, the others are more self-explanatory (except the last one, which is a dinner special).