Wardrobe Malfunction

By that I mean bad purchase, hopefully none of you skipped to the pictures.  In Thailand color is abundant for many reasons I'm sure, one of which is that it's worked into the zodiac.  Wikipedia can explain it better than I can, but basically there is a color assigned to each day of the week.  It's fashionable to buy shirts with your color, or the king's color (yellow).  So, my color being green (Wed.), I set off in search of something that would set me apart.  I think I accomplished my goal.  The good news is that when I ordered a Maitai at dinner, the snicker from the waiter and waitress was more like "you're an idiot and a caricature of a human being, but I get what you're trying to do", rather than not saying anything which to me would indicate that they got my tongue in cheek homage to tourism.